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A word on Academics; poetry has been attacked by an ignorant & frightened bunch of bores who don't understand how it's made, and the trouble with these creeps is they wouldn't know poetry if it came up and buggered them in broad daylight.
The young poet should stay the hell out of writing classes and see what's happening around the corner. And bad luck for the young poet would be a rich father, an eairly marriage, an early success, or the ablity to do anything very well.


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Random stuff 'cos I need stimulation

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 25, 2009, 5:42 PM
Warning: Below contains the actions and thoughts of a writer that has gone off the paved road.


RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone comments you and asks! (So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.)

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal , delete my answers, type in your answers.


Kissed one of your DA friends?
-Guilty

Danced on a table in a bar?
-Innocent

Ever told a lie?
-Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
-Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
-Guilty

Kissed a picture?
-Innocent

Slept in until 5 PM?
-Guilty

Fallen asleep at work/school?
-Guilty

Held a snake?
-Guilty

Been suspended from school?
-Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
-Innocent

Been fired from a job?
-Guilty

Done something you regret?
-Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
-Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
-Guilty

Kissed in the rain?
-Innocent

Sat on a roof top?
-Guilty

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
-Guilty

Sang in the shower?
-Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
-Guilty

Shaved your head?
-Innocent

Slept naked?
-Innocent

Had a boxing membership?
-Innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
-Guilty

Donated Blood?
-Innocent

Eaten alligator meat?
-Guilty

Eaten cheesecake?
-Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
-Innocent

Have/had a tattoo?
-Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
-Guilty

Been too honest?
-Guilty

Ruined a surprise?
-Guilty

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards?
-Guilty

Erased someone in your friends list?
-Guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
-Guilty

Joined a pageant?
-Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
-Guilty

Had communication w/ your ex?
-Guilty

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
-Innocent

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
-Innocent

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
-Guilty

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
-Guilty

Thought about suicide?
-Guilty

Thought about murder?
-Guilty

How about mass murder?
-Guilty

Tried illegal drugs?
-Innocent

Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
-Guilty

Stalked someone?
-Innocent

Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
-Innocent

Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
-Guilty

In love?
-Guilty.


Your INNER NATIONALITY:

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 7



○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 3


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[X] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands. [people always tell me this ;A;]

Total: 7


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 3

○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 6


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 7


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[X] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi. (Guilty Pleasure~)

Total: 3


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 5


○● D U T C H ○●

[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handi-work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0

Journal designed and coded by =kuschelirmel-stock with textures from ~lebstock
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Reading: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
  • Watching: House
  • Playing: With the cat
  • Eating: SOMETHING.
  • Drinking: Water

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: My world of muderers and mad hatters AKA, South Cakalaki xD as we natives call it
  • Interests: writing, drawing, reading
  • Favourite movie: Shutter, The Eye, One Missed Call, Coraline
  • Favourite band or musician: Vanessa-mae, Tokio Hotel, Evanescence, The Gazette, T.a.t.U.
  • Favourite genre of music: Whatever fits the mood
  • Favourite artist: Van Goh
  • Favourite poet or writer: Eoin Colfer,Robert Frost, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, Chris Wooding
  • Favourite photographer: My Father and Myself
  • Favourite style of art: Anime, realistic, landscape, photography, photoshop
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: Venus Comb
  • Wallpaper of choice: House
  • Skin of choice: House for Winamp
  • Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts 2, Final Fantasy: Dissidia, Final Fantasy X, Bomberman 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2, Wii, Nintendo DS Lite, Super Nintendo (go bomerman!)
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ciel Phantomhive, Haruhi Suzumiya
  • Personal Quote: "Whoever said nothing is imposssible has never tried to slam a revolving door."
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop CS4, paint, Microsoft office 2003

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thanks for the :+fav:

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Ion, what happened to DA?
I can't look at any of my messages or my dev.s.
Did DA do a upgrade wile I was gone?
I can't even put anything new up.
WTF?!
HELP ION!!

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I'm so sorry.
I-I-I-I gtg to bed.

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" And THIS,THIS is what I've become..." Vincent Valentine

"Men do not cry for themselfs, but for their comrades." CRISIS CORE

"Use brings about wear,tear,and rust.And thats a REAL WASTE." Angeal

"Your NOT a MONSTER!Your one of US!" Zack Fair
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